I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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