dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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