We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
