using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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