you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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