He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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