I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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