He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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