Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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