Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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