fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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