PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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