Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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