Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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