We won't sleep together?
Pappa wants mamma naked
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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