i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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