i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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