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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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