DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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