I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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