is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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