I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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