I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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