just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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