And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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