apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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