Sry I called you an 8
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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