i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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