i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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