You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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