And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
We're using joints as your birthday candles
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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