I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize