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you win
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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