the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You can't just leave with hair like that
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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