he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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