Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Randomize
