I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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