I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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