Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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