At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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