You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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