Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
jump out the window naked night went bad
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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