soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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