The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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