My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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