We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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