Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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