Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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