no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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