She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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