Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
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I need you to use more vowels.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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