plz talk dirty to me
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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