oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just made my gag reflex go away.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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