omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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