a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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