the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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