im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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