There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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